Alright dis an important lesson so I want all ya’ll ashy dick niggas to act like Gohan for a minute and get that pen and notepad out, I’mm finna lay down some notes on how to get bitches dis real shit.
- Wear an orange gi like mine, stats on that hoe like +50% swag and +20% immunity to Vegeta. Orange gi even make Krillin short ass look fly as fuck.
- Stay trainin. That way when hatin niggas look at you with their scouter that shit blows up in they face, while you walk away with they girl
- Instant Transmission. That bitch wanna see Paris? Bet she didn’t know she was gonna see it today.
- Be on your Super Saiyan game. Super Saiyan, Ascended Saiyan, Super Saiyan 3, Flex GOOD shit. Light Skin girls like prestige. Couldn’t fuck wit a damn light skin girl till they heard about what a nigga did on Namek.
- Ya boy Goku.
Fuck what my father said the mixtape DVD
Goku like “This nigga ain’t got no chill bruh. I’mma have to take his ass out on principle, now.”
tell a boy it’s his while he’s in it and watch him level up
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”
He has that drop your panties kinda voice