*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here
Alright dis an important lesson so I want all ya’ll ashy dick niggas to act like Gohan for a minute and get that pen and notepad out, I’mm finna lay down some notes on how to get bitches dis real shit.
- Wear an orange gi like mine, stats on that hoe like +50% swag and +20% immunity to Vegeta. Orange gi even make Krillin short ass look fly as fuck.
- Stay trainin. That way when hatin niggas look at you with their scouter that shit blows up in they face, while you walk away with they girl
- Instant Transmission. That bitch wanna see Paris? Bet she didn’t know she was gonna see it today.
- Be on your Super Saiyan game. Super Saiyan, Ascended Saiyan, Super Saiyan 3, Flex GOOD shit. Light Skin girls like prestige. Couldn’t fuck wit a damn light skin girl till they heard about what a nigga did on Namek.
- Ya boy Goku.
Fuck what my father said the mixtape DVD